benji

found benji today. hes now buried in the backyard

rest easy clompy

"its as cold as hell outside"

someone said that to me once. today reminded me of it. its wet, its chilly, and i have nothing to do. im convinced hell isnt full of flames; that would at least be shiny. no, hell is full of nothing. boredom is all that exists in hell. i could see demons feeding on the frustration of the improsoned souls of tormented evildoers. that was rather dramatic writing, but hey, maybe ive had a revelation that has escaped human comprehension the past few millenia and its true. giving me all the more reason (does one need it?) to get to heaven. i expect God to have some good climbing trees there, or at least a vaulting mat

yay for fall!

if anyone sees this today, or hopefully in the next couple of days, go outside. im mean seriously, find something to do, its purdy

yay for llamas

hey, havent updated in a while. im sure you are all on the edge of your seats to find out what i have to say. im not actually going to say anything really, just let the llamas say it for me. http://files.deviantart.com/f/2004/226/9/4/The_Llama_Song.swf

if you dont enjoy this, theres either something very wrong with you or something very right