This didn't work out quite how I'd hoped

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Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.
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Q: Type in "[your name] loves" in Google Search.

Chris needs help
Chris looks like a creep
Chris says it all
Chris wants to stay in the housing sector but broaden his experience
Chris does lights with pictures
Chris hates the inflatable monkey
Chris asks: is your goldfish smarter than you?
Chris likes Teacher Mom
Chris eats a massive spider
Chris wears the Spam hat
Chris was arrested for disorderly conduct
Chris loves Catherine