I like this

This didn't work out quite how I'd hoped

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Chris needs help
Chris looks like a creep
Chris says it all
Chris wants to stay in the housing sector but broaden his experience
Chris does lights with pictures
Chris hates the inflatable monkey
Chris asks: is your goldfish smarter than you?
Chris likes Teacher Mom
Chris eats a massive spider
Chris wears the Spam hat
Chris was arrested for disorderly conduct
Chris loves Catherine

Wizard needs food badly

I tried to get you guys into this song a while ago. I thought I would post the lyrics since I just heard it again to see if you sympathize (with it, not me. I have a wonderfully geeky wife, thank you).

Wizard needs food . . . badly.

I know that you're probably mad at me. I've come to expect that.
You know that you'll never have all of me, you've come to resent that.
You say tomato, I say video games, you're acting so solemn.
You'll take the precious remote control from me. Do I sound like Gollum?
(It's) not that I'm escaping, you charm me like the flame does moths,
it's just that you'd prefer me docile, like a narcoleptic sloth.

The wizard needs food badly, the Voltron can't be incomplete.
The things I love, you hate so madly, I must not go down in defeat.

In the hunter-gatherer societies, I'd bring home the bacon.
Public thought says men should try and be tame, stirred but not shaken.
I say baseball then you start to cry, I'm sorry I grieve you.
I think a motorcycle's a good way to die, this must bereave you.
I know that you try so hard, and I'm not saying it's a sin,
it's just that they don't feel my pain, in Vogue or Cosmopolitan.

And I'm sure you have your reasons, but listen to me please...
I want the G.I. Joe with the Kung-Fu action grip.
I want Nintendo with the extra-graphics-microchip.
Tackle football with rocks, and sticks, and knives, and pain...
I want a truck with the four wheel drive train.
You'd rather see me get good at bookkeepping,
I could clean house in the time that I'm not sleeping.
I live to serve you, and I don't want to be rude,
but you should see that the wizard needs food!

- Five Iron Frenzy